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Secret Smile Transformation Operations Hosted by Thee Jewelry Bar & Smile Lounge
INVITE- ONLY.
WELCOME TO SMILE CITY &
THE SBI: SPECIAL SMILES UNIT
Every Smile Has A Story & Every Case Comes Across Our Desk
WORK. PLAY. SMILE
We're a private, off-record Smiles Division solving our city's most dangerous smile crimes. You have the right to regain smiling.
CONFIDENTIAL ACCESS ONLY
THIS IS NOT YOUR DENTIST. WE ARE THE DEPARTMENT.
If your smile is guilty, it's time to get it locked up.
Our MOST WANTED Smile Crimes include...
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POSSESSION OF PLAQUE ( Plaque & Tartar Build- up)
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STAIN HARBORING ( Teeth Stains & Discoloration)
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JEWEL THEFT ( Smile Needs Some Rich Razzle Dazzle)
Smile Crimes below are ONLY for Smile City Citizens and completed by our SECRET SERVICE AGENCY.
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MISSING (Teeth Need To Be Replaced)
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BEHIND BARS (Take a Guess)
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SMILE-DENTITY FRAUD (Composite Veneers)
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BREAKING & ENTERING (Chipped Teeth & Unwanted Gaps)
SMILE CITY IS FULL OF SMILE CASES. WHICH ARE YOU?
Smile City Tourists. Those who hate your smile. Need a new smile identity fast AND Those who love your smile but want upgrades
Returning Tourists. Back for smile lock-up again because you can't seem to keep your smile out of trouble but you're not loyal enough for Citizenship
Obsessed Smile Addicts who double as Undercover, Cash Making, Smile Agents that prefer premium access, private invites and lower pricing.
THE EVIDENCE FILES - RECENTLY CLOSED CASES.
CASE #PD-55632
CRIME: MISSING
VERDICT:
SINGLE ACRYLIC PARTIAL
CASE #PP- 11765
CRIME: POSSESSION OF PLAQUE
VERDICT: COSMETIC TEETH CLEANING
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CASE #JH- 99873
CRIME: FELONY JEWEL THEFT
VERDICT: FULL TOOTH OF DIAMONDS
CASE #BE- 32801
CRIME: BREAKING & ENTERING + STAIN SMUGGLING
VERDICT: COMPOSITE BONDING + TEETH WHITENING
SUSPECTS REPORT HERE.
HOW TO GET BOOKED.
1. Submit Your Smile File - Open Your Case
2. Wait For Approval - Our Smile Analyst Review
3. Receive Your Subpoena Via Email - from our Smile Commissioner
4. Schedule For Questioning in The Interrogation Room with our Lead Smile Detective or Book Your First Offender's Lockup
5. Serve Your Time & Be Released With A New Smile
Everything is confidential and we run a strict ship. So, if you aren't ready for arrest... don't start a case. Smile City's Sheriff issues Arrest Warrants and Failure to Appears.
CLASSIFIED DISCLAIMER
The Smile Crimes Division is a fictional brand experience created to make smile care an unboring experience.
We are not affiliated with any real-world agency or law enforcement department.
Your smile is the only thing under investigation here.